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8. Never, any under circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.
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7. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
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6. People who want to share their
religious views with you almost never
want to share yours with them.
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5. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
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4. Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.
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3. The most destructive force in the universe is GOSSIP.
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2. There is a very fine line between
"hobby" and "mental illness."
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1. Your Friends Love You Anyway.
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