Dear Mom and Dad,
 
We are having a great time here at Lake
Typhoid. Scoutmaster Webb is making us
all write to our parents in case you saw
the flood on TV and worried. We are okay.
Only one of our tents and two sleeping
bags got washed away.
 
Luckily, none of us drowned because we were all up on the mountain
looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad's mother
and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to
ride in one of the Search and Rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never
would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.
 
Scoutmaster Webb got mad at Chad for
going on a hike alone without telling anyone.
Chad said he did tell him, but it was during
the fire so he probably didn't hear him.
Did you know that if you put gas on a fire,
the gas can will blow up? The wet wood still
didn't burn, but one of our tents did. Also
some of our clothes. John is going to look
weird until his hair grows back.
 
We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Webb gets the car fixed.
It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we
left. Scoutmaster Webb said that a car that old you have to expect
something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance
on it. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and
if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the tailgate. It gets pretty hot
with ten people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer
until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us.
 
Scoutmaster Webb is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver.
In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive. But he only lets him drive
on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic.
All we ever see up there are logging trucks.
 
This morning all of the guys were diving off the
rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster
Webb wouldn't let me because I can't swim and
Chad was afraid he would sink because of his cast,
so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was
great. You can still see some of the trees under
the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Webb
isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't
even get mad about the life jackets.
 
He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying
not to cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our
first aid merit badges. When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm,
we got to see how a tourniquet works. Also Wade and I threw up.
Scoutmaster Webb said it probably was just food poisoning
from the leftover chicken.
 
I have to go now. We are going into town to mail our letters
and buy bullets. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.
 
 
Love,
Your son

P.S. How long has it been
since I had a tetanus shot?

 
 

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