Beauty Parlor:
A place where women curl up and dye
 
Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people
 
Dust:
Mud with the juice squeezed out
Egotist:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

Gossip:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage

Handerkerchief:
Cold storage


Inflation:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

Raisin:
Grape with a sunburn

Tomorrow:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

 
Mosquito:
An insect that makes you like flies better
Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed

Secret:
Something you tell to one person at a time

 
 

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