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A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
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"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager,
"but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"
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"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is
as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."
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He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny,
strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."
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Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,
"We call that our No Name brand,
and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says.
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She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
"Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper.
I call it John Wayne."
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"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"
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