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A bum, who obviously has seen more than
his share of hard times, approaches a
well-dressed gentleman on the street.
"Hey buddy, can you spare two dollars?"
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The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are
not going to spend it on liquor are you?"
"No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
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You are not going to throw it away gambling,
are you?" asks the gentleman.
"No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum.
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"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course
for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.
"Never," says the bum, "I don't play golf."
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The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a
home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading
for the man's house, the bum's curiosity gets the better of him.
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"Isn't your wife going to be angry when
she sees a guy like me at your table?"
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"Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it.
I want her to see what happens to a guy who
doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."
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