While, I was recovering from surgery and
spending most of the day in bed, my seven year
old son asked me why I didn't have a
boyfriend. I told him the television was my
boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.
 
The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut
off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard wacks on the
side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...
 
A couple of days later the pastor
stopped by to check on my recovery.
I was trying to get the television to
come back on so, my son answered
the door.
 
The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son?"
 
My little one looked up at him and replied,
"No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".
 
 
 

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