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The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship:
"I apologize" and "You are right".
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If you tell a lie, don't believe it deceives only the other person.
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Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.
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Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying
"Thank you"...
(though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent.)
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Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
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I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself,
Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?
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If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!
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Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship
just proves that the other person was right about you.
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Be really nice to your friends because you never know
when you are going to need them to empty your bed pan
and hold your hand.
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Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow man.
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You are the only person who can truly make you happy.
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And finally...Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect,
it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
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